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I'm in a weird place.

August 26, 2014 at 4:00pm
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gentlemanbones:

bunnyfood:

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These almond cookies are very aggressive.

gentlemanbones:

bunnyfood:

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These almond cookies are very aggressive.

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3:47pm
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3:47pm
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10:10am
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10:09am
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August 25, 2014 at 9:46pm
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seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

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7:17am
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thelof9:

zouweemama:

paynal:

princebaryll:

sssAAAAYYYVVVEEe mAAAAaAaAaaaAAYyY

FUCK ME NONONASD NON

If you have not listened to this yet you need to this is life changing

fun fact: if you listen in at about 2:48 not only does the guy miss a line but he attempts to cover it up by screaming “RUFF” like a freakign dog

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August 23, 2014 at 6:47pm
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Reblogged from myeyesarehazel

shortandsweet:

Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

this is an important thing to remember.

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August 20, 2014 at 11:37pm
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swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

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11:34pm
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tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

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11:25pm
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sex tip

pxterquill:

the moment he pushes all the way in, look him directly in the eye, lock your legs around him, and in your deepest voice whisper “we are groot

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11:25pm
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do you solemnly swear to stay in your lane, your whole lane, and nothing but your lane

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August 15, 2014 at 8:34pm
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August 13, 2014 at 7:22pm
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#catnaps

#catnaps

6:07pm
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